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A taxi company is threatened when an all female firm sets itself up in business and starts to steal their customers

When the details of a secret torpedo are destroyed by an incompetent seaman, the crew of the ship rally round, when the Admiral needs the plans to show to a visiting scientist

A new midshipman joins a frigate, encountering mutiny, pirates, mistaken identities, and shipwrecks while navigating Spanish waters with his captain, lover, and friend Survival is uncertain in this swashbuckling adventure

Captain Crowthers lot is not a happy one Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isnt much to choose from Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sa

Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long lost baby Bill Boosey is the fearless hunter and guide Prof Tinkle is searching for the rare Oozalum bird Everything is going swimmingly until a gorilla enters the camp

Dr Nookey, disgraced, is sent to remote island hospital Staff member Gladstone Screwer gives him secret slimming potion Nookey flies to England for fame and fortune Others try to cash in or bring him down

Kenneth and Barbara introduce clips from all the Carry On movie The two regulars converse at the Rank Film building to host the film with their own running gags involving Barbaras assets and Kenneths desperate need of a toilet

History is only slightly rewritten instead of experienced sailors, there are only convicts whose last and only meeting with H2O was their prison diet of bread and water And Columbus doesnt have his own map

WC Boggs Lavatory factory faces industrial unrest, with union rep Vic Spanner frequently calling strikes, eventually everyone has to get fed up with him This is also the ideal opportunity for lots of lavatorial jokes

Quietly competent young Joanna moves with her scatterbrained mother to a country village to take up her first job as District Nurse She soon overcomes the suspicion of her patients used to someone rather older, while becoming rom

Pupils run amok at Maudlin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster He has applied for a new job, but the students like him and dont want to lose him

Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a sanitary engineer plumber by the name of Marshal P Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal Being the conscientious sort, Marshal

A group of tourists arrive at a half finished hotel in Spain where the oddly identical staff and bad weather threaten the buildings stability

In order to cut costs and conduct practice sessions, a group of students studying at an elite music school decide to stay together Soon, one of them finds himself in trouble

Two Britons, Hengist and Horsa, are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome One of their first encounters in Rome leaves Hengist being mistaken for a fighter, and gets drafted into the Royal Guard to protect Ca

When Dr Howard Latimer finds the German actress that he had just met at London Airport murdered in his flat It leads him into the world of murder, blackmail, and a fake passport scam

Sir Sidney Ruff Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas

After having just wed Marie of Normandy, Henry VIIIs eager to consummate their marriage Unfortunately, shes always eating garlic, and refuses to stop Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry must find some way o

An idiosyncratic group of patients wreak havoc in the mens surgical ward of Haven Hospital They decide to take their revenge on the frosty Matron, and there is even a spot of DIY surgery

Agent Simpkins and trainees chase STENCH the Society for the Total Extinction of Non Conforming Humans for a stolen chemical formula, using gadgets and disguises to defeat villains The Fat Man, Dr Milchman, and Dr Crow

A gang of thieves plans to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesnt go according to plan

The time of the French revolution, and Citizen Robespierre is beheading the French aristocracy When word gets to England, two noblemen, Sir Rodney Ffing and Lord Darcy take it upon themselves to aid there French counterparts Sir

Dick Turpin terrorizes Upper Dencher Fancey and Strapp enlist Flasher, who leads a double life, to stop Turpin Amidst intertwining lives, Madame Desirees Birds of Paradise arrive as Turpins reign continues

A Cockney lad who pretends to be a Lord in order to woo a South American princess

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station They manage to totally wreck the operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away

Emmanuelle Prevert struggles with an uninterested husband She pursues affairs with influential men A jealous lover exposes her infidelities, causing a scandal Her goal remains igniting passion with her spouse

Farcical misadventures by guests in an English holiday centre

The Helping Hands agency employs some very strange people to perform some very strange jobs Even the simplest of tasks get bungled by the incompetent but lovable staff

Dr Kilmore is sacked after being discovered in a compromising position on the roof of the nurses home The patients are determined not to lose him, and so take on the might of the cutting Dr Tinkle and the overpowering Matron

Dating agency owner Sidney faces challenges pairing unconventional clients, causing romantic turmoil in a quaint town Personal entanglements arise as peculiar matches ignite jealousies and conflicts within the local romantic land

The orderly suburban life of a 1950s English town is turned on its head when the teenage daughter of one of the residents writes a steamy bestseller featuring characters obviously based on the local population They begin to see t

Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local womens liberation movement, has othe

Sergeant Grimshawe wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called up National Servicemen But what a motley bunch they turn out to be